1. quarrel is not in the presence of parents, relatives, neighbors of the surface noise , in a public place to the other face.
2. No matter who is right , as long as a quarrel , the man must be a soft- light gas to coax the woman , the woman to calm down immediately , otherwise the woman saw the man the woman is also Walawala Could not help but Walawala , once the serious consequences , all by the man responsible.
3. quarrel at home, not allowed to leave for good , it may not go out of area, not allowed to bring cell phones on and off.
4. respect for each other's parents and elders , the arguments can not be rude to his parents unhappy .
5. have the wrong party to apologize, and no wrong side wrong side in an apology and compensation as soon as possible to forgive each other.
6. both sides are wrong when peer review , recognize the error and apologized after the woman's husband offered to bring out divergent.
7. To blow off steam and not allowed to smash things , can only eat really itchy only hit the pillow.
8. quarrel is not possible overnight , sleep difficulties at night when sleep must take the initiative to hold the man the woman , the woman can not be angry every means give up sometime man , the woman must Yaohong to sleep, cook dream. . .
9. massage to each other once every week , because we often fight very hard, man craft is not good science teacher can tell the blind , is strictly prohibited and Fa Langnv school !
10. quarrel not allowed to hang the man , if hung up to immediately fight back and apologize , arguing hung up the phone when the woman if the man should call the woman in 1 minute , Is on the phone a cell phone , in short, not gas -sui, repeatedly linked to repeated playing , but also to the man face woman , every time on the phone number is not more than 5 times.
( temporary provisions of the Convention for the above several of these may be the wife has no reason to change without time limit , the man has the right to raise objections , but objections have been adopted if the woman hands the ultimate power of interpretation )
Monday, May 30, 2011
One hundred
1. Fate is responsible for shuffling, but the game of cards is our own.
2. alive Be happy, because we die a long time
3. Originally, when lonely was his finger toes; the original, will also miss heartache when breathing; the original, a person is a lifetime. ..
4. believe in fate of people follow the fate of the walk, do not believe in destiny and fate dragged.
5. life is not dress rehearsal, live every day!
6. the world's most distance, not life and death. But when I stand before you, you do not know that I love you. The farthest distance in the world
, not when I stand before you, you do not know that I love you. Pretending heart, who loves you one who dug drainage ditch
.
8. the eye can see is the place where you go to
7. What is love? That the white splash
9. Love is art, marriage is a technology, a divorce is the arithmetic.
10. low-key! B is the most cattle show off!!!
11. Death is easy, living too difficult.
12. something to do while we busy as a tired, confused when we do nothing to relax as boring.
13. We always like to verify the others on our promise, but rarely to verify your promise to yourself.
14. go furthest in the direction - even if the road confused; hold the greatest hope - even dead end; adhere to the will of the strongest - even knife
Hill flames; prepare for the worst - even all over again.
15. Do not talk to me about ideal, quit!
16. words betray words, the knife betrayal, betrayed eyes water, and I was a betrayal of my heart
17. Some people think that the world is too real, the reality was in the when you most need help no one to help you; also suggested that the world is too hypocritical
, hypocritical you need the most help, those who normally
18. Today, I found: Why do we always feel pain than pleasure; sorrow than joy; sadness than happiness. The original is because we are not always
is to something as painful suffering; the sad things are not as sad; the sad things are not as sad; and the
originally belong to happiness, joy and happy things look very plain, not treat them as true happiness, joy and happiness.
19. I can not drift along with wave, caused by love for my family. however hard it hard to have strong, only for those looking eyes. mind if in a dream, there is love between heaven and earth to see
success or failure of life is heroic, just start all over again
20 When I was sick, I found that health is most important; when I'm sad, I found that happiness is the most important; when I lost love, I found love
Love is the most important; when I poor, I found that money is the most important; When I hunger, I found that the most important food and clothing; when I'm down
, I found confidence is the most important; when I leave this world, I found time was the most important. However, when I'm not dead, they were
find out what is important, nothing important. ----- In the end what is important and what is it you want.
21. the feelings between two people is like knitting a sweater, when the stitch set, carefully and long, when the removal of only a pull
22. not all sorry, can change to forgive
23. once owned, do not forget; has been obtained, but also to cherish; their own, do not give up; has been lost, keep the memories;
want to get, must strive to ; But most importantly, take good care of yourself!
24. our generation what: When we read in grade school, universities do not want money; when we read in college, elementary school do not want money;
We are not able to work when work is assigned; we can work when, reluctantly driven to the wall to find a hungry people
work; when we can not make money when the house is assigned When we can make money and found a lifetime's salary could not buy a house
; when we did not enter the stock market when the fools are making money; as when we broke in excitedly, only to find himself a fool . Hey
, so I'm all caught up in pain.
25. go to a place, a place to miss, all because of that people, and not that of the King, one from the city with their
, but also because it there and their phase of the people, you can not let go of people
26. mother said: best not to miss two things. the last one home the car, and a love you. I think sitting the last bus to the people who love me
around.
27. Beas, said: Archer said: Aries said: Cancer, said: Virgin said: Capricorn said: Taurus said: Lion said: Aquarius said: Gemini said: Libra said: Scorpio said:
28. do not take me as your tolerance of the capital shameless!
29.'d rather proud of loneliness, not aggrieved loved
30. rather proud of the mold, not to humble love!
31. Youth is like toilet paper, looking with a lot of that with the use of forward to not
32. go furthest in the direction - even if the road confused; hold the greatest hope - even dead end; adhere to the most strong will - even knife
Hill flames; prepare for the worst - even all over again.
33. the past is death, the future belongs to you.
34. cry, does not mean I yield; step back, do not represent my defeat; let go, does not mean I give up; smile, does not mean I'm happy!
35. Many times, I like someone else , she does not know; more often, I hurt others, I do not know.
36. people can not put money into the coffin, but the money may put people into the coffin.
37. grievances can be told, it will not be wronged; to take away the love, it is not love
38. like a touch of love; love, deep love ... ...
39. is, pumping is lonely ......< br> 40. at the right time, meet the person, it is a blessing. At the wrong time, met the wrong people, it is a sigh.
41. I am God: How can something sad smile, a forgotten? God says: get yourself a swap
42. Wrong ~ ~ correct about, cry about sad ~ ~, ~ ~ Looking back on what tired, tired of living ~ ~ take a break, desperate frustration ~ ~ Click
43. Sometimes, disappointment is a blessing. As something to look forward, will be disappointed. Sometimes, unfortunately, is a blessing, because there are things you regret
.
44. woman has numerous QQ, just to take liberties with a man, and men often have a QQ number on a woman to fill a variety of ... ...
45. Each woman had an angel, when When she was in love with a man broken wings will fall into a mortal, so no matter how negative that you do not like you, Koo
woman, because she had no wings to fly back to the original day of ... ...
46. Mouse the cat said: I love you! Cat said: You go away! Mouse tears away. No one saw the mouse left, the cat shed a tear, it is indeed a kind of love is called
give up!
47. No matter how much a man to the woman about how romantic fairy tale, there finally, but around one word: bed!
48. most admire when you break out of the eyes - not the least bit of nostalgia!
49.'d rather hide in Mercedes-Benz car to cry, do not ride bicycles smile!
50 again when the day turned to night, in bed by the time the sun was born ... ...
51. in love did not start you never imagine it was like to love a person; in love without end Previously, you never imagine that love will disappear
; in love forgotten past, you never can not imagine that will be unforgettable, leaving only faint traces of love; re
a new beginning in love before you can not imagine ever again find that kind of love.
52. love, after all, sad girls
53. Money is not the problem, the problem is money
54. why is water mounted in alcohol, is satyr why loaded sheep!
55. In Eden God: character? you even turned her wan shape that person? stupid? the ghost!!
58. Do you think I was playing, I actually work; you think I am at work, in fact I'm playing.
59. Rain or shine, busy watching flowers bloom before court; fate not, with the outer Yunjuanyunshu diffuse.
60. seen the most beautiful fireworks only flat longer understand that the most bitter tears flow only treasure every sweet, round off the most stupid of the Covenant will
believe the truth will never change!
61. do not love love, never worse. Therefore, we flirt, we ambiguous, but never fall in love.
62. years will we learn to understand, let us learn to be tolerant ring!
63. I was silent because the heart floating on a touch of sadness; I smile, because you see in the side after turning ... ...
64. I pretend to work for the boss, the boss pretending to pay for my salary ... < br> 65. love it, as not been hurt; Sing like no one listen to the same; to dance, like no one is watching; work it,
as to when there is no salary; life, to when today is not at the same
66. you see me hit the words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard ... ...
67. No matter where I am, I have only one turn away from you distance.
68. I went to a foreign man, the candidate I cried, but in the end, the other is simply 51.
God to Everyone cheated, because hell is beautiful! Buddha know the truth, so the Buddha said:
70. modern life: on the day of classes, sleep yesterday's sleep, spend tomorrow's money.
71. wrestlers do not think about the future, first to climb up and say.
72. We use one eye to see the reality of the gray walls, but brave to fly with the other eye, close to the dream
73. you cry, cry for good. However, the end of the future, they'll never think of never again to cry.
74. assaying for the use of fire, a woman can test gold, men can use women tested. - Often can not afford it a try.
75. martial arts even higher, but also afraid of knives! Dressed Diao, down a pile of bricks!
76 trees do not bark, die! People no sense of shame, invincible!
77. In this life, you are lending money to or to repay the debt?
78. Watch your thoughts, because thoughts will form in your language; watch your language, because the language will lead to your actions; pay attention to your line
move, because the line into your habits; pay attention to your habits, because your character will form habits; Watch your character, because -
character is your destiny.
79. lonely, lonely companion ... ...
80. you can leave out the real person ...
81. sphere is a body!
82. You never see my lonely / because when you do not see that I am most lonely
83. cigarette fell in love with a match, it is destined to be hurt! Only as a kite lifetime risk of money! In the world of love, no one from the non
, only who do not know how to cherish!
84. tied my heart could not say that I do not bother! If you have a tear in my eye, I will never cry, because I am afraid of losing you
!
85. Men are used to rely on, so be reliable; woman to love, so cute.
86. love to speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and accidents, which will be first!
87. I want to drink the pain is drowning, but damn the pain has learned to swim
Love is like chewing gum, a long time will be bland, bland that wanted to give up, regardless of what is lost in the place, will leave traces of hard to wipe
.
88. the most romantic words, not
89. do women have to stand the lies, stand the perfunctory, we resist cheating, let go promise, the last with a smile to disguise the tears fall,
prefer to believe that the existence of ghosts, but also Do not believe a man's mouth goes broke! ! !
90. men like submissive women, but if a man likes a woman, would unknowingly listen to her.
91. let go of that once, does not fit the memory.
92. because you want one and lonely, because you love someone but gentle, because there is a persistent dream, because such a person and torture ,....< br> who want to fulfill the promise .... . than anyone else around the world love you ...... but ..... love does not love in the original will be able to do so ... .. love is simple
single, but this society is too realistic, The reality is too cruel
93. a paradise flowers and grass of a Bodhi tree for a one of the world to one side of a soil as a paradise smile for a quiet read of a carnal heart is a lotus flower
.
94. can not be friends after breaking up, because the hurt one another, the enemy can not do, because loving each other too, so we become the most familiar of unfamiliar people ...
95. Do not say love, a promise is a debt owed ...
96. pain too, to know how to protect themselves; crying, know what it feels like heartache, too silly, before we know timely letting go,
loved, did not know he is very vulnerable. In fact, life does not need these many unnecessary attachments, nothing really can not let go.
97. I thought the bird, but the sea is that the birds do not fly over the sea of courage, a decade later I found, not the bird not the past, but that a long sea
no Wait ...
98. the world would have no beauty, the pursuit of more people to become natural beauty. . .
99. his wife is a TV lover is the mobile phone, at home watching TV, going out with a cell phone; bankruptcy to sell TV, make a fortune for mobile phone; occasionally keep TV, phone all day playing
; fixed TV, mobile phones; Channel free, mobile phone charges. Men want to hold the phone to watch TV.
100. There are some things we know are wrong, they can go to insist, as reconciled; some people, we know love, and also going to give
, because no end; sometimes we You know that no road, still the front line, as used
2. alive Be happy, because we die a long time
3. Originally, when lonely was his finger toes; the original, will also miss heartache when breathing; the original, a person is a lifetime. ..
4. believe in fate of people follow the fate of the walk, do not believe in destiny and fate dragged.
5. life is not dress rehearsal, live every day!
6. the world's most distance, not life and death. But when I stand before you, you do not know that I love you. The farthest distance in the world
, not when I stand before you, you do not know that I love you. Pretending heart, who loves you one who dug drainage ditch
.
8. the eye can see is the place where you go to
7. What is love? That the white splash
9. Love is art, marriage is a technology, a divorce is the arithmetic.
10. low-key! B is the most cattle show off!!!
11. Death is easy, living too difficult.
12. something to do while we busy as a tired, confused when we do nothing to relax as boring.
13. We always like to verify the others on our promise, but rarely to verify your promise to yourself.
14. go furthest in the direction - even if the road confused; hold the greatest hope - even dead end; adhere to the will of the strongest - even knife
Hill flames; prepare for the worst - even all over again.
15. Do not talk to me about ideal, quit!
16. words betray words, the knife betrayal, betrayed eyes water, and I was a betrayal of my heart
17. Some people think that the world is too real, the reality was in the when you most need help no one to help you; also suggested that the world is too hypocritical
, hypocritical you need the most help, those who normally
18. Today, I found: Why do we always feel pain than pleasure; sorrow than joy; sadness than happiness. The original is because we are not always
is to something as painful suffering; the sad things are not as sad; the sad things are not as sad; and the
originally belong to happiness, joy and happy things look very plain, not treat them as true happiness, joy and happiness.
19. I can not drift along with wave, caused by love for my family. however hard it hard to have strong, only for those looking eyes. mind if in a dream, there is love between heaven and earth to see
success or failure of life is heroic, just start all over again
20 When I was sick, I found that health is most important; when I'm sad, I found that happiness is the most important; when I lost love, I found love
Love is the most important; when I poor, I found that money is the most important; When I hunger, I found that the most important food and clothing; when I'm down
, I found confidence is the most important; when I leave this world, I found time was the most important. However, when I'm not dead, they were
find out what is important, nothing important. ----- In the end what is important and what is it you want.
21. the feelings between two people is like knitting a sweater, when the stitch set, carefully and long, when the removal of only a pull
22. not all sorry, can change to forgive
23. once owned, do not forget; has been obtained, but also to cherish; their own, do not give up; has been lost, keep the memories;
want to get, must strive to ; But most importantly, take good care of yourself!
24. our generation what: When we read in grade school, universities do not want money; when we read in college, elementary school do not want money;
We are not able to work when work is assigned; we can work when, reluctantly driven to the wall to find a hungry people
work; when we can not make money when the house is assigned When we can make money and found a lifetime's salary could not buy a house
; when we did not enter the stock market when the fools are making money; as when we broke in excitedly, only to find himself a fool . Hey
, so I'm all caught up in pain.
25. go to a place, a place to miss, all because of that people, and not that of the King, one from the city with their
, but also because it there and their phase of the people, you can not let go of people
26. mother said: best not to miss two things. the last one home the car, and a love you. I think sitting the last bus to the people who love me
around.
27. Beas, said: Archer said: Aries said: Cancer, said: Virgin said: Capricorn said: Taurus said: Lion said: Aquarius said: Gemini said: Libra said: Scorpio said:
28. do not take me as your tolerance of the capital shameless!
29.'d rather proud of loneliness, not aggrieved loved
30. rather proud of the mold, not to humble love!
31. Youth is like toilet paper, looking with a lot of that with the use of forward to not
32. go furthest in the direction - even if the road confused; hold the greatest hope - even dead end; adhere to the most strong will - even knife
Hill flames; prepare for the worst - even all over again.
33. the past is death, the future belongs to you.
34. cry, does not mean I yield; step back, do not represent my defeat; let go, does not mean I give up; smile, does not mean I'm happy!
35. Many times, I like someone else , she does not know; more often, I hurt others, I do not know.
36. people can not put money into the coffin, but the money may put people into the coffin.
37. grievances can be told, it will not be wronged; to take away the love, it is not love
38. like a touch of love; love, deep love ... ...
39. is, pumping is lonely ......< br> 40. at the right time, meet the person, it is a blessing. At the wrong time, met the wrong people, it is a sigh.
41. I am God: How can something sad smile, a forgotten? God says: get yourself a swap
42. Wrong ~ ~ correct about, cry about sad ~ ~, ~ ~ Looking back on what tired, tired of living ~ ~ take a break, desperate frustration ~ ~ Click
43. Sometimes, disappointment is a blessing. As something to look forward, will be disappointed. Sometimes, unfortunately, is a blessing, because there are things you regret
.
44. woman has numerous QQ, just to take liberties with a man, and men often have a QQ number on a woman to fill a variety of ... ...
45. Each woman had an angel, when When she was in love with a man broken wings will fall into a mortal, so no matter how negative that you do not like you, Koo
woman, because she had no wings to fly back to the original day of ... ...
46. Mouse the cat said: I love you! Cat said: You go away! Mouse tears away. No one saw the mouse left, the cat shed a tear, it is indeed a kind of love is called
give up!
47. No matter how much a man to the woman about how romantic fairy tale, there finally, but around one word: bed!
48. most admire when you break out of the eyes - not the least bit of nostalgia!
49.'d rather hide in Mercedes-Benz car to cry, do not ride bicycles smile!
50 again when the day turned to night, in bed by the time the sun was born ... ...
51. in love did not start you never imagine it was like to love a person; in love without end Previously, you never imagine that love will disappear
; in love forgotten past, you never can not imagine that will be unforgettable, leaving only faint traces of love; re
a new beginning in love before you can not imagine ever again find that kind of love.
52. love, after all, sad girls
53. Money is not the problem, the problem is money
54. why is water mounted in alcohol, is satyr why loaded sheep!
55. In Eden God: character? you even turned her wan shape that person? stupid? the ghost!!
58. Do you think I was playing, I actually work; you think I am at work, in fact I'm playing.
59. Rain or shine, busy watching flowers bloom before court; fate not, with the outer Yunjuanyunshu diffuse.
60. seen the most beautiful fireworks only flat longer understand that the most bitter tears flow only treasure every sweet, round off the most stupid of the Covenant will
believe the truth will never change!
61. do not love love, never worse. Therefore, we flirt, we ambiguous, but never fall in love.
62. years will we learn to understand, let us learn to be tolerant ring!
63. I was silent because the heart floating on a touch of sadness; I smile, because you see in the side after turning ... ...
64. I pretend to work for the boss, the boss pretending to pay for my salary ... < br> 65. love it, as not been hurt; Sing like no one listen to the same; to dance, like no one is watching; work it,
as to when there is no salary; life, to when today is not at the same
66. you see me hit the words on the screen, but can not see my tears fell on the keyboard ... ...
67. No matter where I am, I have only one turn away from you distance.
68. I went to a foreign man, the candidate I cried, but in the end, the other is simply 51.
God to Everyone cheated, because hell is beautiful! Buddha know the truth, so the Buddha said:
70. modern life: on the day of classes, sleep yesterday's sleep, spend tomorrow's money.
71. wrestlers do not think about the future, first to climb up and say.
72. We use one eye to see the reality of the gray walls, but brave to fly with the other eye, close to the dream
73. you cry, cry for good. However, the end of the future, they'll never think of never again to cry.
74. assaying for the use of fire, a woman can test gold, men can use women tested. - Often can not afford it a try.
75. martial arts even higher, but also afraid of knives! Dressed Diao, down a pile of bricks!
76 trees do not bark, die! People no sense of shame, invincible!
77. In this life, you are lending money to or to repay the debt?
78. Watch your thoughts, because thoughts will form in your language; watch your language, because the language will lead to your actions; pay attention to your line
move, because the line into your habits; pay attention to your habits, because your character will form habits; Watch your character, because -
character is your destiny.
79. lonely, lonely companion ... ...
80. you can leave out the real person ...
81. sphere is a body!
82. You never see my lonely / because when you do not see that I am most lonely
83. cigarette fell in love with a match, it is destined to be hurt! Only as a kite lifetime risk of money! In the world of love, no one from the non
, only who do not know how to cherish!
84. tied my heart could not say that I do not bother! If you have a tear in my eye, I will never cry, because I am afraid of losing you
!
85. Men are used to rely on, so be reliable; woman to love, so cute.
86. love to speak up, because you never know, tomorrow, and accidents, which will be first!
87. I want to drink the pain is drowning, but damn the pain has learned to swim
Love is like chewing gum, a long time will be bland, bland that wanted to give up, regardless of what is lost in the place, will leave traces of hard to wipe
.
88. the most romantic words, not
89. do women have to stand the lies, stand the perfunctory, we resist cheating, let go promise, the last with a smile to disguise the tears fall,
prefer to believe that the existence of ghosts, but also Do not believe a man's mouth goes broke! ! !
90. men like submissive women, but if a man likes a woman, would unknowingly listen to her.
91. let go of that once, does not fit the memory.
92. because you want one and lonely, because you love someone but gentle, because there is a persistent dream, because such a person and torture ,....< br> who want to fulfill the promise .... . than anyone else around the world love you ...... but ..... love does not love in the original will be able to do so ... .. love is simple
single, but this society is too realistic, The reality is too cruel
93. a paradise flowers and grass of a Bodhi tree for a one of the world to one side of a soil as a paradise smile for a quiet read of a carnal heart is a lotus flower
.
94. can not be friends after breaking up, because the hurt one another, the enemy can not do, because loving each other too, so we become the most familiar of unfamiliar people ...
95. Do not say love, a promise is a debt owed ...
96. pain too, to know how to protect themselves; crying, know what it feels like heartache, too silly, before we know timely letting go,
loved, did not know he is very vulnerable. In fact, life does not need these many unnecessary attachments, nothing really can not let go.
97. I thought the bird, but the sea is that the birds do not fly over the sea of courage, a decade later I found, not the bird not the past, but that a long sea
no Wait ...
98. the world would have no beauty, the pursuit of more people to become natural beauty. . .
99. his wife is a TV lover is the mobile phone, at home watching TV, going out with a cell phone; bankruptcy to sell TV, make a fortune for mobile phone; occasionally keep TV, phone all day playing
; fixed TV, mobile phones; Channel free, mobile phone charges. Men want to hold the phone to watch TV.
100. There are some things we know are wrong, they can go to insist, as reconciled; some people, we know love, and also going to give
, because no end; sometimes we You know that no road, still the front line, as used
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony
Beijing to host the Olympics in a century of sporting event, and presented the opening ceremony of China to show more of China in the past hundred years of humiliation and negative weak, the strong showing building sites and the prosperity of China.
China to host the World Olympic Games, this is indeed difficult to see things a hundred years. Our generation is very proud and proud.
Olympic Games is a world event, the opening of its audio-visual world is a reflection of public opinion by the majority of things like the Final Adjudication of the century. It is not a solo, but a spiritual philosophy, the spirit of promoting culture, but also a timeless, perfect and subtle art.
One World, One Dream.
slogan is very loud, so it is presented to reflect the expression of both reality and dream is the ideal scene.
Western media reported the release, there is such a thing saying: like watching a movie, and this film is the Chinese director Zhang Yimou aesthetic style and imagination.
If so, that the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics is not the same as the first feature.
Zhang Yimou is an artist worthy of the Chinese culture, he has talent and has a wide range of intelligence, but even more he is a loyal patriot. Therefore, the source of his whole creative thinking, pulsing with history of deep love of classical taste, and shows a highly personalized style.
at the opening ceremony, first of all we are very concise review of the history. An opening to emit bursts of books breath.
the Chinese nation, on the whole human world, had the wisdom to create the four great inventions, at the opening ceremony, the distinguished artist, to a very beautiful artistic images, a review carried out to the world, this is the first time , as people had to be moved in quickly to reflect on, chewing the wisdom of the Chinese nation, and the breadth of thinking and the pursuit of the classics.
back then talk about the opening ceremony of the painting, is inherent in the art, the unique facts of the Chinese nation. Its performance is spectacular, performing the play not only thoroughly scattered, and, in painting among the two meet, but also adds a new element of the dance and work hand skills, so that the national form and moving, with the integrated, fully to show a fantastic romantic Orient.
I think this series, the West after the concept is not forgotten.
opening ceremony of the painting shows, is the fusion of traditional and now one of the creation of a new eyes and ears to make it self-evident. In planning the details of every aspect of doing a show almost perfect does not allow any mistakes, which made us feel sincere admiration and pride.
Beijing Olympics in a century of sporting event, and the opening of China presented to show more of China in the past hundred years of humiliation and negative weak, the strong showing building sites has become a giant; the fact that China's strong .
wishes Beijing Olympics success.
China to host the World Olympic Games, this is indeed difficult to see things a hundred years. Our generation is very proud and proud.
Olympic Games is a world event, the opening of its audio-visual world is a reflection of public opinion by the majority of things like the Final Adjudication of the century. It is not a solo, but a spiritual philosophy, the spirit of promoting culture, but also a timeless, perfect and subtle art.
One World, One Dream.
slogan is very loud, so it is presented to reflect the expression of both reality and dream is the ideal scene.
Western media reported the release, there is such a thing saying: like watching a movie, and this film is the Chinese director Zhang Yimou aesthetic style and imagination.
If so, that the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics is not the same as the first feature.
Zhang Yimou is an artist worthy of the Chinese culture, he has talent and has a wide range of intelligence, but even more he is a loyal patriot. Therefore, the source of his whole creative thinking, pulsing with history of deep love of classical taste, and shows a highly personalized style.
at the opening ceremony, first of all we are very concise review of the history. An opening to emit bursts of books breath.
the Chinese nation, on the whole human world, had the wisdom to create the four great inventions, at the opening ceremony, the distinguished artist, to a very beautiful artistic images, a review carried out to the world, this is the first time , as people had to be moved in quickly to reflect on, chewing the wisdom of the Chinese nation, and the breadth of thinking and the pursuit of the classics.
back then talk about the opening ceremony of the painting, is inherent in the art, the unique facts of the Chinese nation. Its performance is spectacular, performing the play not only thoroughly scattered, and, in painting among the two meet, but also adds a new element of the dance and work hand skills, so that the national form and moving, with the integrated, fully to show a fantastic romantic Orient.
I think this series, the West after the concept is not forgotten.
opening ceremony of the painting shows, is the fusion of traditional and now one of the creation of a new eyes and ears to make it self-evident. In planning the details of every aspect of doing a show almost perfect does not allow any mistakes, which made us feel sincere admiration and pride.
Beijing Olympics in a century of sporting event, and the opening of China presented to show more of China in the past hundred years of humiliation and negative weak, the strong showing building sites has become a giant; the fact that China's strong .
wishes Beijing Olympics success.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Disease ( 5)
The next day two policemen took me away from home, my mom stared at the door. I think I shall never forget when her eyes, shocked, suspicion, disappointment, anger, sad ... ... all kinds of mixed emotions, like a knife with my heart.
rack of lean pork and gum look at me, while BS-ing they informed me that everyone present that night proved to be provoking a fight because we take the initiative, had provoked the dispute, but have not yet passed through his hands from start to finish Cobra , but tried and tried to mediate. Who would have suspected that a high academic wit and mind easily heat several complaints of basketball players do, let alone speak with one voice?
results are subjected to chewing gum staying in view, a large rack of lean pork were registered before. I asked, me? Rack of lean pork shook his head and said, I'm not sure.
so I came back a week later from the police station. I know I have to be removed from the school. Chewing gum, we are afraid to tell you ... ... So ... ... fuck!
I smiled and said, I had guessed.
rain seems particularly this fall, autumn weather in previous years, the South seems to have become history, as I became a student of history the same.
successive days of rain, rain, mud everywhere make the playground. Empty venue, one person can not, only I hold the ball sitting on the center.
I said to the tree, not the tree; on the grass said, do not, grass; patted the hands of the ball said, do not, basketball; on the high ball box that says, do not, playground; deep absorption a mix of earthy, said the air after the rain, not the campus ... ...
unconsciously long dark days, I look up at your window, the curtains half open, and faint with a layer of light shone through.
you there? What are you doing now? Went to library study hall is not it? Will continue from this by the playground before the trail leads through the dormitory? Cobra is still around with you?
I looked at his watch, has been half past nine, the usual you should have come back. However, the small road is still quiet, only a puddle of water in the Wang shaking down both sides of the street lamps cast light.
is to eventually have woken from a dream, I think my dream is to wake up time.
what I dream ... ... I want what is it? I'm holding on.
I want really very simple. Just want you happy, be able to look at you journeying around you giggle, because you see me look stupid and more stupid fun; just want you in anger when the force on the hammer blow on my chest, and then hold back the pain, though a bit ugly to you showing very sincere smile, and said: come blow; just want when you are sad, patting your shoulder you lean on me very much love to cry, with your also wet with tears my heart; just want to you get lost, just hold your hand to tell you, no matter when and no matter where, I will always just hold your hand tightly, so you can smoothly taken the each step; just you alone, I will quietly stand by your window, and let you know this world you will never be a man ... ... ... ... just want I just want to love a person can be suitably , is a good person love.
But since it is a dream, it is still suitable to stay in my heart, do not say it's good. Perhaps the only way it was always for the future. What do you think?
from your window I found I was so far away, farther and farther, farther and farther ... ...
do not know when, I quietly climbed the roof. I was standing twenty-four-story academic building that big roof edge, overlooking the whole school.
each revealing a bright window has a youthful life, and one of their own and only they moved the story. I cross before half-step, so that one foot hanging Dangzhao, feeling his heart tight, listening to the wind howls from the ears, behold, a flying attitude.
I suddenly all the strength, his back shouting.
I love you!
I - love - you!
I remember a long time did not see that there have been stars that shine, and it seems so long ago childhood memories, but I just looked up, actually he has seen.
my ear suddenly sounded that song: I Monazhongming it! Wheel will not turn me ... ...
while I count the stars, while trying to find the one that most bright. Mother has laid out the dishes on the table, she said, get up to eat.
I said Mom, I lost my appetite, I'm not hungry.
mother sat down the bed, stroked my forehead and gently said, who will not get sick? But the disease is always good, people can not lay a lifetime. My little fool, you stand up for me!
I said, Mom ... ...
tears down the cheeks down slowly, unconsciously wet a large towel.
rack of lean pork and gum look at me, while BS-ing they informed me that everyone present that night proved to be provoking a fight because we take the initiative, had provoked the dispute, but have not yet passed through his hands from start to finish Cobra , but tried and tried to mediate. Who would have suspected that a high academic wit and mind easily heat several complaints of basketball players do, let alone speak with one voice?
results are subjected to chewing gum staying in view, a large rack of lean pork were registered before. I asked, me? Rack of lean pork shook his head and said, I'm not sure.
so I came back a week later from the police station. I know I have to be removed from the school. Chewing gum, we are afraid to tell you ... ... So ... ... fuck!
I smiled and said, I had guessed.
rain seems particularly this fall, autumn weather in previous years, the South seems to have become history, as I became a student of history the same.
successive days of rain, rain, mud everywhere make the playground. Empty venue, one person can not, only I hold the ball sitting on the center.
I said to the tree, not the tree; on the grass said, do not, grass; patted the hands of the ball said, do not, basketball; on the high ball box that says, do not, playground; deep absorption a mix of earthy, said the air after the rain, not the campus ... ...
unconsciously long dark days, I look up at your window, the curtains half open, and faint with a layer of light shone through.
you there? What are you doing now? Went to library study hall is not it? Will continue from this by the playground before the trail leads through the dormitory? Cobra is still around with you?
I looked at his watch, has been half past nine, the usual you should have come back. However, the small road is still quiet, only a puddle of water in the Wang shaking down both sides of the street lamps cast light.
is to eventually have woken from a dream, I think my dream is to wake up time.
what I dream ... ... I want what is it? I'm holding on.
I want really very simple. Just want you happy, be able to look at you journeying around you giggle, because you see me look stupid and more stupid fun; just want you in anger when the force on the hammer blow on my chest, and then hold back the pain, though a bit ugly to you showing very sincere smile, and said: come blow; just want when you are sad, patting your shoulder you lean on me very much love to cry, with your also wet with tears my heart; just want to you get lost, just hold your hand to tell you, no matter when and no matter where, I will always just hold your hand tightly, so you can smoothly taken the each step; just you alone, I will quietly stand by your window, and let you know this world you will never be a man ... ... ... ... just want I just want to love a person can be suitably , is a good person love.
But since it is a dream, it is still suitable to stay in my heart, do not say it's good. Perhaps the only way it was always for the future. What do you think?
from your window I found I was so far away, farther and farther, farther and farther ... ...
do not know when, I quietly climbed the roof. I was standing twenty-four-story academic building that big roof edge, overlooking the whole school.
each revealing a bright window has a youthful life, and one of their own and only they moved the story. I cross before half-step, so that one foot hanging Dangzhao, feeling his heart tight, listening to the wind howls from the ears, behold, a flying attitude.
I suddenly all the strength, his back shouting.
I love you!
I - love - you!
I remember a long time did not see that there have been stars that shine, and it seems so long ago childhood memories, but I just looked up, actually he has seen.
my ear suddenly sounded that song: I Monazhongming it! Wheel will not turn me ... ...
while I count the stars, while trying to find the one that most bright. Mother has laid out the dishes on the table, she said, get up to eat.
I said Mom, I lost my appetite, I'm not hungry.
mother sat down the bed, stroked my forehead and gently said, who will not get sick? But the disease is always good, people can not lay a lifetime. My little fool, you stand up for me!
I said, Mom ... ...
tears down the cheeks down slowly, unconsciously wet a large towel.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Smart woman will know the food health beauty 6
beauty is a woman whole lifetime of a cause. Keep in tune between the two, the tune is the most critical. Then the beauty of women eat it? Nutrition experts recommend the following six kinds of beauty food, the wise woman must know.
1, fungi
the nutritional value of edible fungi: high protein, no cholesterol, no starch, low fat, low sugar, more fiber, more amino acids, multi vitamins, multi-minerals. Edible concentrated all the good characteristics of the food and nutritional value to achieve the pinnacle of plant foods without meat, known as the God of food, longevity food. In addition, fungi also spot cosmetic effect.
2, red rice
red rice is rich in starch and plant protein, can add strength and to maintain consumption of the normal body temperature. It is rich in many nutrients, of which the most abundant iron, so it effects the blood and prevent anemia. And its embedded rich in phosphorus, vitamin A, B group, is able to improve the malnutrition, night blindness, and beri-beri and other illnesses; can effectively relieve fatigue, lassitude, and insomnia.
3, red wine
reason for drinking red wine is good for the skin: red wine extract, can control the aging of the skin - often occur in plants the strong anti-corruption material contained in red wine to. And there are more than 10 components, in particular, to form a red pigment contained in the composition, to prevent damage to the activity of oxygen, the effect is obvious.
female body during pregnancy will be a significant increase in fat content, and post-drink some wine, which antioxidants can prevent the oxidation of fat accumulation, the recovery of the body is helpful.
4, tomato
determination, according to nutritionists of : 50 grams of food per person per day -100 grams of fresh tomatoes, you can meet several vitamins and minerals the body needs. Tomatoes with the Tomatoes are rich in nutrients, there are a variety of functions known as the magical fruit dishes. It is rich in vitamin A former, in the human body into vitamin A, can promote bone growth, prevention of rickets, dry eye syndrome, night blindness and certain skin diseases a good effect.
5, oranges
fruit in many sectors, the acidic fruits contain more vitamin C, today's nutrition has been the unanimous praise of vitamin C as antioxidants. Its three main functions: block free radicals damage cells and reduce the aging process; to avoid the preservatives sodium nitrate and sodium nitrite into carcinogenic nitrosamines. Much of the protective effect of cancer patients, especially the stomach and esophagus; inhibiting the oxidation of bad cholesterol and protect the good cholesterol, the maintenance of vascular and heart health.
6, carrots
carrot is rich in fiber, B vitamins, potassium, magnesium and other substances can promote gastrointestinal motility, contribute to the body of waste discharges, constipation and acne have a very good therapeutic effect. Carrots contain some enzymes can break down food in the saccharification of starch, fat and other ingredients to make it break down and use the body to fully absorb, so the carrot is a very good diet food. Carrots contain carotene in the skin can promote hemoglobin increase and improve the quality of the blood concentration and blood, plays a significant role on the treatment of anemia. Radish also contains large amounts of iron, helps the blood.
1, fungi
the nutritional value of edible fungi: high protein, no cholesterol, no starch, low fat, low sugar, more fiber, more amino acids, multi vitamins, multi-minerals. Edible concentrated all the good characteristics of the food and nutritional value to achieve the pinnacle of plant foods without meat, known as the God of food, longevity food. In addition, fungi also spot cosmetic effect.
2, red rice
red rice is rich in starch and plant protein, can add strength and to maintain consumption of the normal body temperature. It is rich in many nutrients, of which the most abundant iron, so it effects the blood and prevent anemia. And its embedded rich in phosphorus, vitamin A, B group, is able to improve the malnutrition, night blindness, and beri-beri and other illnesses; can effectively relieve fatigue, lassitude, and insomnia.
3, red wine
reason for drinking red wine is good for the skin: red wine extract, can control the aging of the skin - often occur in plants the strong anti-corruption material contained in red wine to. And there are more than 10 components, in particular, to form a red pigment contained in the composition, to prevent damage to the activity of oxygen, the effect is obvious.
female body during pregnancy will be a significant increase in fat content, and post-drink some wine, which antioxidants can prevent the oxidation of fat accumulation, the recovery of the body is helpful.
4, tomato
determination, according to nutritionists of : 50 grams of food per person per day -100 grams of fresh tomatoes, you can meet several vitamins and minerals the body needs. Tomatoes with the Tomatoes are rich in nutrients, there are a variety of functions known as the magical fruit dishes. It is rich in vitamin A former, in the human body into vitamin A, can promote bone growth, prevention of rickets, dry eye syndrome, night blindness and certain skin diseases a good effect.
5, oranges
fruit in many sectors, the acidic fruits contain more vitamin C, today's nutrition has been the unanimous praise of vitamin C as antioxidants. Its three main functions: block free radicals damage cells and reduce the aging process; to avoid the preservatives sodium nitrate and sodium nitrite into carcinogenic nitrosamines. Much of the protective effect of cancer patients, especially the stomach and esophagus; inhibiting the oxidation of bad cholesterol and protect the good cholesterol, the maintenance of vascular and heart health.
6, carrots
carrot is rich in fiber, B vitamins, potassium, magnesium and other substances can promote gastrointestinal motility, contribute to the body of waste discharges, constipation and acne have a very good therapeutic effect. Carrots contain some enzymes can break down food in the saccharification of starch, fat and other ingredients to make it break down and use the body to fully absorb, so the carrot is a very good diet food. Carrots contain carotene in the skin can promote hemoglobin increase and improve the quality of the blood concentration and blood, plays a significant role on the treatment of anemia. Radish also contains large amounts of iron, helps the blood.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
A deeply touching words
To my dear baby:
1, I'll give you love, trust, respect and freedom.
2, you have to strengthen the training, a strong body, good news is our common home for the night, hold me tight
3, I will treat your family, as for my own relatives.
4, one day said After the conditional, at least three times a day you say
5, when not in your body, I want to dress up as a doctor, touch your forehead, the amount of your temperature, and then you go to the real medicine doctor, an injection.
6, suddenly the gift to your units, let everyone know I love you.
7, at the time when you feel awful, baby, I will kiss you, not you and theory.
8, shouted abuse never look for you, because I said you are my most loved people.
9, I want to when you have a chance for you to cook a delicious meal, and soulful end of the line in the table, staring at you.
10. always remember that great Day 5: wife's birthday, the anniversary of the first meeting, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day and International Women's Day.
11. never mind three major commemoration: first met memorial commemorating your first kiss, marriage proposal after the memorial.
12. always remember five things: his wife's favorite food, favorite color of my wife, my wife's favorite flower, the most commonly used perfume my wife, my wife loved to listen to the song .
13. with you once a week, long walks, hand in hand with you every month to see a movie
14. make you love me, then looked on every night to sleep.
15. or in the middle of the night hugging your ghost story.
16. introduce you to new friends, we must arm around your waist, instead of standing his hand pointing.
17. fixation time on the street to meet beautiful women no more than 5 seconds, and quickly pointed out that the beautiful woman and you fly in the ointment compared.
18. seen the movie
19. Do you have many advantages, and some even had no idea, I will tell you loudly at any time.
20. not your parents, not you. So, I would be grateful and respect they want.
21. shopping mall does not say maliciously to rob the factory
22. Although I am beautiful and charming female stars who are well aware of, but you asked me, still answer: Kelly Lin was not singing that?
23. do not peek at your diary and love letters in the past, that has nothing to do with me, nor so jealous, because this is tantamount to Cugang with his jumps.
24. your tears, and I do not laugh, if you look at the neighbor's cat sick, eyes red, I do not laugh.
25, not from the sentimental to do, I feel a lot of women like me, also got to show off in front of you.
26, to retain some audacity, led to a movie you see one after another, do not let you go home.
27, if you have done something wrong, my heart is very sad, I will take the initiative to assume that I should not even be the responsibility of, is your broad mind I never parked in harbor.
28, wife not liking the work, I have to answer, to help analyze a number of constructive programs.
29, wife to make progress, get recognition, I cheered, celebrating with you, and that a number of internal factors of success his wife, his best praise.
30, knew his wife's head of brown hair dye is not cat hair fashion.
31, wife whitewash is four rather than ghosts and goblins Yan scared.
32, his wife Fadia is not unreasonable and not run wild is spoiled playing at something.
33, called his wife Fenquan flat love me, not me.
34, the most important point, the wife is always right, because my wife loves me
the last one, although my wife went out to eat with other people, but I understand his wife after all, still young, grow up just fine, so here under some of the above, then I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day in advance!
1, I'll give you love, trust, respect and freedom.
2, you have to strengthen the training, a strong body, good news is our common home for the night, hold me tight
3, I will treat your family, as for my own relatives.
4, one day said After the conditional, at least three times a day you say
5, when not in your body, I want to dress up as a doctor, touch your forehead, the amount of your temperature, and then you go to the real medicine doctor, an injection.
6, suddenly the gift to your units, let everyone know I love you.
7, at the time when you feel awful, baby, I will kiss you, not you and theory.
8, shouted abuse never look for you, because I said you are my most loved people.
9, I want to when you have a chance for you to cook a delicious meal, and soulful end of the line in the table, staring at you.
10. always remember that great Day 5: wife's birthday, the anniversary of the first meeting, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day and International Women's Day.
11. never mind three major commemoration: first met memorial commemorating your first kiss, marriage proposal after the memorial.
12. always remember five things: his wife's favorite food, favorite color of my wife, my wife's favorite flower, the most commonly used perfume my wife, my wife loved to listen to the song .
13. with you once a week, long walks, hand in hand with you every month to see a movie
14. make you love me, then looked on every night to sleep.
15. or in the middle of the night hugging your ghost story.
16. introduce you to new friends, we must arm around your waist, instead of standing his hand pointing.
17. fixation time on the street to meet beautiful women no more than 5 seconds, and quickly pointed out that the beautiful woman and you fly in the ointment compared.
18. seen the movie
19. Do you have many advantages, and some even had no idea, I will tell you loudly at any time.
20. not your parents, not you. So, I would be grateful and respect they want.
21. shopping mall does not say maliciously to rob the factory
22. Although I am beautiful and charming female stars who are well aware of, but you asked me, still answer: Kelly Lin was not singing that?
23. do not peek at your diary and love letters in the past, that has nothing to do with me, nor so jealous, because this is tantamount to Cugang with his jumps.
24. your tears, and I do not laugh, if you look at the neighbor's cat sick, eyes red, I do not laugh.
25, not from the sentimental to do, I feel a lot of women like me, also got to show off in front of you.
26, to retain some audacity, led to a movie you see one after another, do not let you go home.
27, if you have done something wrong, my heart is very sad, I will take the initiative to assume that I should not even be the responsibility of, is your broad mind I never parked in harbor.
28, wife not liking the work, I have to answer, to help analyze a number of constructive programs.
29, wife to make progress, get recognition, I cheered, celebrating with you, and that a number of internal factors of success his wife, his best praise.
30, knew his wife's head of brown hair dye is not cat hair fashion.
31, wife whitewash is four rather than ghosts and goblins Yan scared.
32, his wife Fadia is not unreasonable and not run wild is spoiled playing at something.
33, called his wife Fenquan flat love me, not me.
34, the most important point, the wife is always right, because my wife loves me
the last one, although my wife went out to eat with other people, but I understand his wife after all, still young, grow up just fine, so here under some of the above, then I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day in advance!
Monday, May 2, 2011
Riddles Daquan kill you more than 1000
Wang while brushing your teeth, while leisurely whistling, how could he do?
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What film
can enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is powerful targeting
black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz date of manufacture and expiry date
the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, wave father had shot him down, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which
the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
bear is the tail end of the bear, a bear penis What is the bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
hundred meters, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: mosquitoes?
can add what can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
than the tree frog Why jump high?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is why the loss of the
swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and never help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going?
Answer: Because Going punch in the face of Miss City
How can eat it and eat it?
answer: keep only caught the bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if there are other people around how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first is the pants off your clothes?
Answer: First close friends is better
old Mei and do check to the hospital, doctors told him to look at fruits to open a little, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
Answer: buy eggs
What is the main component of birth control pills?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going one will not miss writing, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find how to do self-defense weapon?
answer: cow pee ice sword
apples under the apple tree hit, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit?
Answer: Because the turtles every year fired ...
why suddenly
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: why, said quietly
two handsome looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety 『』 ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more to do and what is the relationship. What is the matter?
answer: Why fart
snake skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is it?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump. Why not shoot guns
day stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers,
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg < br> What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
into the car the first thing the driver what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge, fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year married the same day
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
. but it is not bright, it is what east?
answer: broken lamp
a 10 meter rope, tie him by the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away? < br> Answer: Tiger ... do not eat grass
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What film
can enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is powerful targeting
black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz date of manufacture and expiry date
the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, wave father had shot him down, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which
the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
bear is the tail end of the bear, a bear penis What is the bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
hundred meters, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: mosquitoes?
can add what can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
than the tree frog Why jump high?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is why the loss of the
swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and never help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going?
Answer: Because Going punch in the face of Miss City
How can eat it and eat it?
answer: keep only caught the bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if there are other people around how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first is the pants off your clothes?
Answer: First close friends is better
old Mei and do check to the hospital, doctors told him to look at fruits to open a little, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
Answer: buy eggs
What is the main component of birth control pills?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going one will not miss writing, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find how to do self-defense weapon?
answer: cow pee ice sword
apples under the apple tree hit, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit?
Answer: Because the turtles every year fired ...
why suddenly
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: why, said quietly
two handsome looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety 『』 ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more to do and what is the relationship. What is the matter?
answer: Why fart
snake skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why is it?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump. Why not shoot guns
day stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers,
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg < br> What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
into the car the first thing the driver what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge, fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year married the same day
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
. but it is not bright, it is what east?
answer: broken lamp
a 10 meter rope, tie him by the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away? < br> Answer: Tiger ... do not eat grass
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